paraka | (no subject)

Stolen from

kukalaka because it's funny:

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension	30
Your crime	Mistaken identity. Your name was too similar to a porn queen BNF.
Who reported you	metatrix
Your fate	Back the next day on one of your many sockpuppet accounts.