Yeah, it's always so much funnier when they apply to you. Although, I will admit, some of them had me scratching my head, because I didn't realize it was a Canadian thing. Like the jumper cables one, do people seriously not know how to use them? And why on earth wouldn't you have some in your trunk!? What if something happens?

I suppose your battery is less likely to die on you if it isn't fourty below though. This is kind of like the time I was completely confused when someone laughed over the fact that a car had a plug sticking out of the hood. I thought they were laughing at the fact that it was sticking out, but really they were laughing that the car plugged into the wall. I thought all cars did that. *shakes head*

And yeah, if I find Midway, I'll make a post about it.