I know, in the middle of the argument I had to leave the house. I just got in the car and started driving. But as I was replaying the argument in my head (don't you always come up with the best comebacks *after* the conversation), I so wish I had said something like "Well Mom snores and keeps everyone up (she seriously does, my dad sleeps on the couch most nights because she's too noisy) and no one talks about putting *her* down!