Take Clothes Off as Directed is the one by helenish, and you might find it creepy. It's an AU where John is the sub and it's used as a parallel to gender stereotypes. Also there's lots of bad awkward sex.

I totally love The Spaces Inside by lavvyan it's an earthside AU where Rodney is a prostitute and John is a... John who has commitment issues. For all that there's hardly and graphic sex in it, I find it super hot.

Randomly, I'm really in the mood to make a Weir vid. I find this odd since I don't have much love for her character but I currently have two vid bunnies for her in my head. Also a McShep one, but the song is called "Army of Love" and the verses could be cool and dark and full of fight scenes but the whole "Army of Love bit is holding me back. It seems a bit cheesy.