I'd prefer to not work audit full-time" to mean, "so don't really listen to that statement." *sigh* Apparently I just don't bitch as loud as the other two.
That or else you're the better worker. I know that always bit me in the ass when I worked at the movie theater. If they were sending people home early, it was never me. Even if I had booked the day off because I had plans that I could still make if they let me go home, since you know, I wasn't supposed to be working in the first place. :(

And yeah, Ottawa has extreme temperatures, but thank god we don't have the rest of those. I don't know if I could live like that. I suppose you get used to it, but still....