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So, I was sitting at work this afternoon, acting all normal, when I got an e-mail from

paradise_city. We often e-mail each other during the day, and in fact, had been e-mailing each other about crack fics earlier that day, so I wasn't all that surprised when I received an email from her.

That was, until I read it:

Although I will admit to liking a lot of the Rodney/Bug!John fic that came out after "Conversion," and then I read that one where Rodney was clipping John's toenails and somehow that led to sex and then John left his penis's exoskeleton on Rodney's nightstand and that sort of ruined the whole genre for me. I'm forever afraid of a sneak attack penis exoskeleton now, which is just not right.

If the women who sit around me didn't already think I was crazy, they do now. I nearly *broke* something trying to keep the laughter down. I did in fact, fall off my chair, and probably broke something important in my brain.

The sad thing is, I really want to post this anonymously now to

sgastoryfinders not because I want to read the fic, but just so I could make some of the members of that comm cry with despair for fandom. Maybe the Mascara Balls are enough for them.

PS.

paradise_city, the google ad showing for my gmail account right now is for harem pants, cheap. I wish I could blame that one on you. *sigh* Also, I called you, to squeal over this. I'm not sure if you have a roommate or not, or if they'd listen to your messages, so I thoughtfully left the word penis out of my message, but *god*

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Oh, you're not going to get long distance/roaming charges if I call you on it, will you?

Nope. No need to worry. :)

YOU MADE ME FALL OFF MY CHAIR. AT WORK. IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!

I wasn't sure if that was literal or not, but since it was, I feel like such a rock star, for real. I've made people laugh so hard they cried before, but I don't think I've ever made someone fall out of a chair. \0/

Speaking of visiting,

maekala booked the hotel room ($105 total for the three nights, how awesome is that!), but she can only book for three nights in a row, so I hope it's still ok for me to stay with you on Thursday night.

Yeah, that's totally fine. :) Just let me know how to get my third of the hotel payment to her. Oh, and let me know if there's some special kind of ticket I need to buy for the con. They come in several different levels, don't they?

I wasn't sure if that was literal or not, but since it was, I feel like such a rock star, for real.
Well rock on then, I was still kind of in my chair, but my butt was hanging off and the arm rests were all that kept me from the floor. :P

Just let me know how to get my third of the hotel payment to her.
Actually she put it on my credit card, but we can just figure things out when we're there. As for the con tickets, I haven't actually bought mine yet, I should probably get on that, but I think I'm just going to get the basic one. PM is the only actor I really care about, so I'm sure the rest of the time we're just going to be checking out the fan panels, or hanging out. Unless there's something that you wanted to check out specifically.

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